Stop the madness!

To discontinue the genocide of interesting topics of my blog Ive decided I would write the great american novel (Im aware I'm in canada, Im also aware there's no such thing as 'the great canadian novel') . Then after several failed attempts to log in I realized I was using my normal computer log in name; which consequently is not my real name.
So this blog shall be all about internet aliases, I shall post the anthology of all three that I've used and I hope your comments shall be filled with your own.

SGGG(aka Super GoGo Girl aka Super Gothic GoGo Girl):
This login name came about in grade 9 based off a comic I had the intentions of writing based off a drawing I did within the confine of my geography notes (Is it just me or was Mr Mulligan the creepiest teacher, Evvah?!?) Which was about a local "goth enthusiast" (hehehe silly grade nines and their oxymorons, and their-their wild drug parties) who falls into a sewer and somehow gets transported back to thw 1960's era and must go under cover as a GoGo dancer until she finds her way home. Also with a Fox/Rabbit boss named Lenard* is also the Evil villian who is a transvestite (goes by Roxxie while in villian form). So hillarity was sure to ensue; but instead a username and e-mail adress did.

Knox Caliver(Attorney at Law and Unliscenced surgeon):
This comes from two things; without knowing the name Knox had already existed I created using my two favourite letter combinations "kn" and "ox" ; don't ask me why just accept this as fact. And the fact that as cool as "caliber" sounds its by no means a suitable last name for one as cool as Knox, and the b makes it too harsh. So I went through nearly the entire alphabet looking for a letter to replace b and had nearly given up when I came upon V. How angelic V sounds, ne pas? But then as forementioned, the name knox kept popping up like chlamydia in todays sexually active teens. And while althougth preforming unliscenced surgery is a fun and practical way to spend ones spare time the name Knox Caliver was gaining a lot of street cred for this and it needed to stop. So a new alias needed to be born to take this internet junkie into November 2006. Which brings me to my latest.

Suicide Sal(In no way affliated with some stop animation film made about 10 years ago):
Now why might I wish to have such a harsh word such as suicide attached to my name. While the fact is; the name in its entirety is an allusion to American outlaw Bonnie Parker. Better known as the first half in Bonnie and Clyde. Firstly, you must know that I have always had a great fascination with American History, particularily American Outlaws, even more particularily the story of Bonnie and Clyde. So it's somewhat natural that I would want to have an alias that alludes to it. Also when Bonnie wasn't off robbing Banks or in jail she was somewhat of a poet, which is where Suicide sal fits in. One of her poems is about Sal.
Its the second from the top

I hope to hear what aliases you all have conjured up for yourselfs.

*You will need to know basic french to understand the play on words with his name