Revolution

So there are two ways I would like to revolutionize this world:

#1: Teeth Brushing-
I would like to see a world where there are toothbrushes and toothpaste in the shower. I mean I've only started doing this but I love it. I mean especially in the winter it's nice having the extra 3mins in the nice warm shower. And people are less likely to forget to brush their teeth it will be like "Lalalalala.... washing my hair...lalalalala.... not practising proper oral hygeine....lalala..... oh yeah my toothbrush is right infront of me sweet!". Also I always notice when I have plague when I'm in the shower... it's so strange. But... flossing will still need to be done outside of the shower becuase I think with the warm wet enviroment the floss would become mouldy. Also, I know that shower toothbrushing isn't unheard of but it isn't common either.

#2: Double apostrophe words-
So....I've also decided I want "You'rn't" an acceptable replacement for the phrase "You are not." And other phrases like that. Like "there'sn't" "There is not" . This is becuase I hate choosing "You're not" vs "You arn't". This will take a long time to reach people because... many people don't feel conflicted when making the choice and also most proper papers arn't allowed to have apostrophes at all! Well, to abbreviate words that it.